Buy Your Freedom (And Your Naps)
Cheaper Than a Life Coach, Faster Than a Degree.


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💸 Fair Trade
You give me the price of a mediocre pizza.
I give you the exact copy-paste prompts that built my entire business.
You spend one afternoon setting it up, and then you never have to think about it again.
Sounds fair? Good.


🤯 Stop trying to "figure it out."
I already figured it out. I did the boring parts so you don't have to.
Inside is my entire brain, distilled into a step-by-step manual for the terminally lazy.
Download the file, copy the prompts, and go back to bed.


🔥 Accidentally Rich is not a "hustle guide" for people who love 5 AM jogs.
It’s a copy-paste manual for the terminally lazy that reveals:
How to turn your "unpaid intern" (AI) into a 24/7 money-printing machine.
The exact prompts to find profitable niches without doing boring market research.
How to create 30 days of high-quality content before your morning coffee gets cold.
How to build a "Lazy Vending Machine" that sells digital products while you sleep.
The "Pillar & Splinter" method to clone one idea into an entire month's strategy.
How to set up your entire empire in one afternoon so you never have to work again.


✨ This book is for the strategically lazy, the people allergic to "hustle culture," and anyone who wants a CEO income with an intern's workload.
Look, you have exactly two options.
Option A: Keep setting that soul-crushing 6 AM alarm, sit in traffic, and pretend to love your job for the next 40 years.
Option B: Download my brain, let the AI do the heavy lifting, and get paid to binge-watch your favorite show.
I’ve already made my choice. If you want Option B, the button is right there. If not... well, enjoy your commute.